Instead of wanting to get rid of Kevin and GNat-A-Lie, we are treated to a week of let's backdoor Russell instead. Did Jeff fart out his brains? I know Jordan's went missing but Jeff, come on buddy.
Jeff won the HoH spot. Jordan rode his coat-tails all the way to the room and transplanted herself there. If only they knew that Jesse's DNA is all over that bed. Ick and Eww!
The best quote this week is this one:
Jeff: "If we send Russ home this week, who do you think Nat/Kev will target?"
Jordan: "Us."
gNat-a-Lie makes me sick (again) this week with her constant testimonials about never lying in the house and never one time went back on her word (she's doing it right now). Unfortunately, Jeff and Jordan are drinking the Gnat Kool-aid and its the beginning of the end of all things Jeff and Jordan. Dumb fukkas.
Michelle and Russ are all still very much into the F2 deal with each other. Not that it matters much. Russell is basically toast. He knows it, Michelle knows it (we think) and all is not right in the BB house.
Jeff won the HoH spot. Jordan rode his coat-tails all the way to the room and transplanted herself there. If only they knew that Jesse's DNA is all over that bed. Ick and Eww!
The best quote this week is this one:
Jeff: "If we send Russ home this week, who do you think Nat/Kev will target?"
Jordan: "Us."
gNat-a-Lie makes me sick (again) this week with her constant testimonials about never lying in the house and never one time went back on her word (she's doing it right now). Unfortunately, Jeff and Jordan are drinking the Gnat Kool-aid and its the beginning of the end of all things Jeff and Jordan. Dumb fukkas.
Michelle and Russ are all still very much into the F2 deal with each other. Not that it matters much. Russell is basically toast. He knows it, Michelle knows it (we think) and all is not right in the BB house.
Shit is gonna hit the fan but good. I do love a good BB fight.
Well since J&J are on the Let's Help Kev & GNat To F2 Train, Russell is getting backdoored this week. Jeff confirms this when he wins POV, takes Kevin off and puts Russell up. Russell is pissed! Like Meatheat meet my fist pissed.
I won't go into it too much cause Jeff lost a lot of points in my book this week. Not cause he screwed Russ in their final four deal but because of the words he used while fighting with Russell.
Jeff said to Russell, 'way to show your true colors, fag.' Russell replied, 'Hey, why do you hate on gay people, one? Why do you hate on gay people? If you want to call me a bitch, call me a bitch, but that’s just kind of stupid.' Jeff replied, 'That is pretty much calling you a bitch, man, [indecipherable] gay people.'"
Jeff said to Russell, 'way to show your true colors, fag.' Russell replied, 'Hey, why do you hate on gay people, one? Why do you hate on gay people? If you want to call me a bitch, call me a bitch, but that’s just kind of stupid.' Jeff replied, 'That is pretty much calling you a bitch, man, [indecipherable] gay people.'"
Jeff says, “Fuck you, you fucking homo faggot” and “you fucking jealous fags.”
Clearly Jeff has problems he needs to address. I know this is a game but those are horrible words to use towards someone. Horrible. I actually detest that word more than I do the offensive word towards black people.
Jordan gets in on the act too by running over to Russell and chest punting him. That's the only way I can describe it. She hit her big tit-tays off his chest. Go figure. He called her fat and told her to go eat more cookie dough. Well, he does have a point. She is turning into the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Obviously an emotional/stress eater our girl Jordan is. She's packed it on. Anyway, nothing worse than telling a lady that she's fat. That pissed her off to the point of chest thumping him. No penalty nom, no throwing off the show. So chest thump's are okay.
Phew! What does it matter anyway? I think its the start of the end of team J&J. Way to go listening to Kev and gNat.
On the live eviction show we get to see the Jury House. What the eff is Jesse wearing? Those pink spandex pants with stars on them. They are from one of the POV's, right? He kept them? Ohhhh boy. Then we see Jesse posing as only he can in his douchbaggery way. Get over yourself lad, everyone else has. We didn't like you last season and we probably detest you even more this season. Way to go!
Lydia shows up at the jury house. She said she was gonna be like a lady scorned. Nope. She is all about hugging, giggling and girlie punches. Well, we know what sorta action is gonna be happenin in that jury house and I'm sure it involved Lydia's mouth and hands. Jesse just laying there with a full length mirror so he can stare at himself while Lydia gets down to bizness.
Nat's final plea speech was basically a pie in Russell's face. Saying that she knew she was safe. Period. Sit the eff down monkey face. Sadly we will all need to listen and watch GNat eat for another week. Her jaw is something else. Ever see her eat? It's nuts. She grunts like an angry ape. The front of her mouth moves so fast like a chipmunk possessed. I'll need to get a .gif of it somehow. Next up is Russell. Russell then tells them he tried to take his game plan from some of the "greats" like Evel Dick, Dr. Will and Boogie. There is only ONE great in that line up and that is Dr. Will. Boogie sucked and still does (sometimes suckery just never leaves you. It's like a tattoo for some - once you get it, you got it) and the only thing Russ did that was like Dick was yell. Big whoop. So did Crazy James. The thought of that kid makes me want to scrub my body with Brillo and bleach. Well since J&J are blind this week we say....Bye Russell, it was fun.
Oh and the lamest line in Season 11 - "You got GOT". This is the best you people could come up with? (eye roll) Jeff will probably go next cause if he's relying on Jordan winning HoH, he's dumber than I thought.
