Ohhhh man, what a week! Firstly, Michelle wins HoH and promptly puts Tranny and Gnat on the block.Either one can go. Hopefully its both. Double eviction is coming up! Yessssss!!!
There was a funeral of sorts for Jesse. Yeah. Cry me a river. Lydia, Chima and Nat sat around and cried like the damn fool died and went to hell. He's in the damn jury house fools.
Well Kev rolled his eyes and made the thing much more laughable. I (heart) Kev. Tranny's weave must have been too tight cause then she said that she was the World Trade Center and Russell was the planes that hit it. Bitch has nerve. I hate her. I want her ass gone. Its bad enough she called him a terrorist cause he's Lebonese but lets add insult to injury here. Dumb ass needs to go and quick. Make it happen Allison Grodner, pleaaaaassse?
My wish was granted! Chima was removed from the BB house. AMEN SISTAH!
She was a bitch, she thought she was driving that train and Allison came in and quickly told the bitch she wasn't. Step off girl, you gone. Lay-tah! She didn't even make it to the damn jury house. They asked her to go to the DR and once she got in there, she was gone. Hahahaha. I loved it. I watched it over a few times just to make sure it was for reals. Kisses to AG. She rocks.
Gnat got her little panties all in a twist and blamed Michelle for this! How dare she play this game! How dare Michelle do this to her favorite Tranny?!?! Damn her!
The next morning Michelle tells the hg's that her reign is now over thanks to Chima being EVICTED from the game and a new HoH will be played. Jordan wins! Well, Jeff gave it to her. Lydia acted like a nasty little not getting her way child. She made nasty comments to Jordan calling her a ho. Oh how funny is that? I hope Jules brings that up at the finale. Lydia jerked Jesse off in the house while all Jordan did was give Jeff a smootch or two. Who she calling a ho, HO? Well on the plus side of the HoH; Lydia won a red Captain Unitard she had to wear for a week. Thank you BB Gods.
Lydia stomped and cried all the way into the DR. Jeff tried to keep the peace. GNat-a-lie told everyone that she tried to calm Lydia down but she can't control her. All the while little monkey girl is actually instigating matters by telling Lydia crap that people apparently said about her and things Lydia should do to people. Nice one Nat, hope you are next. You suck. I would normally shed a tear with the phone call from home but I didn't. I actually felt sorry for that man sitting in his little cubicle not knowing that half the country thinks his daughter sucks.
Jordan put Lydia and GNatALie up for eviction. Could both go this week? We really see the true side of gNat this week. She was showing her colors since the beginning but because she kept hiding behind Jesse and then Chima we never got the full exposure of what is Gnat. She's mean. I hate mean and hateful players. She's both.
Jordan wins POV. Keeps the noms the same. Lydia continues to act like a 7 year old who has behavioral problems all the while wearing the Captain UniTURD outfit. Douche.
Someone wrote on a message board that Lydia once worked for the McCartney's. As in Paul and his ex Heather. She was their nanny. NANNY? For reals? Who would want this over sized baby with a emotional age of a toddler bringing up their children? Surely Paul is smarter than that. His shit-for-brains ex (gold digging MoFo) shouldn't let Lydia around their little Beatle ever again. Heck, Lydia will be lucky if she gets another Nanny gig after this. Cause I sure as hell wouldn't let her walk my dog nevermind take care of a child of mine. Rant over. Continue callers....
Lydia was evicted. Yippee-Ki-Yay! There she goes walking out the door in her UniTurd outfit. She had managed to make it all the worse by dying her hair pink before her eviction. Dumb broad.
