Our favorite Chen-bot is looking cute in a purple shirt. She's probably the reason I watch this show. It's not cause of the mismatched hg's they put in here. She tells us the cliques are being dissolved - a pointless theme. Who the hell thought that crap up should be banished from reality tv writing.
Jordan figures out that everyone is following Jesse. The fact that Jordan figured this out before Jeff and Casey is baffling. For that alone Casey deserves to leave. We find out that Lydia likes to watch Jesse sleep and do things to him while he's in his slumber. Its implied that she would like to kill him (insert Psycho theme music).
Julie gets to the Q&A. Lydia lies and tells our Chen-bot that her problem with GNat is about beds. Bitch please! Gnat won't tell her what the deal is between them either. Jessie reveals nothing about the little triangle of hate that is going on between the three of them either or the fact that Lydia is giving him a little hand relief.
Back to the living room and Jordan gives a speech like she's staying and Casey gives a speech like dead man walking - complete in banana suit. Why the humiliation of making a grown man walk out of the house wearing a banana suit? The fact that he wanted on this show to begin with is humiliation enough, no? He does start a fight with Jesse before he leaves with Gnat defending her man. He tells her to go make Jesse a sandwich.
Julie then tells the HG's that the cliques are over and there is a "mystery power". We find out (but not the HG's) that the Coup D'Etat is back. All the hg's are told is that America will pick the winner of this power and only the winner will be informed they have it. (secretly hopes Jeff gets this since everyone is drinkin the Jesse Kool-Aid and Jordan is too dumb to understand what it means). Then the hg's head to the backyard for the HoH comp. There awaits circular swings for them to sit on while being wacked with a giant foam diploma. Ohhhh this is the best HoH comp ever! I only wish the diploma had more of a spring reflex so those babies would go zooming into it and then into each other. No such luck though. Dammit. I hope Jeff wins this but with the way things are going it'll probably be Ronnie again.
Oh and Ronnie.. shut the hell up!
