Big Brother 11 Premier

Craig Ferguson summed it up to the Chen-bot on his show Wednesday when he said, its "a whole new batch of skanks and hos". Well said Craig. (I love Craig. He's the funniest Scot to come out of that cold little lovely country next to Big Yin, Billy Connelly).

Anyway.. they started the show with the usual round up of "Meet the Houseguests" and we get a peek into the obviously scripted found their BB key segments. Then we get to watch the hg's clinging onto toilet seats while wearing giant diapers. Ronnie is used to this - and will probably win it, I'm thinking. Nope, dumb ass fell. And here I thought his ass was used to such shannanagans.

The shittiest (pun) twist this season is that a past hg is gonna have the chance to come into the house and play again. Damn! When I see the line up I'm pissed beyond belief cause Season 10 resident asshole himself, Jessse, is there. Brian from last season is there.. looking the same. Jessica from BB9 is back with a brand new nose and then there is Cowboy. Remember him? He's the one who ... who... ummm... he sucked. Anyway.. Of course I immediately start begging to the BB Gods not to let this happen. I thought we had seen the last of the King of Douch-ery.

Then the worst possible thing happens. Gorilla and self loving Jesse and his team the Meatheads, I mean the Athlete's win. The only saving grace is Jeff is in that clique and is saved from being voted out this week. The sad news is that Jesse is the new HoH. Figures he would get a free pass. WHY BIG BROTHER, WHY????