Jesse puts Michelle and Jordan on the block for eviction. He tells everyone his plan is to backdoor Ronnie. Why the rest of the puppets don't see that Ronnie is following Jesse like flies on shit, is beyond everyone who is actually watching the show - except the houseguests. Even the hotness that is Jeff is convinced Jesse will get rid of Ronnie.
Chima the tranny says that Casey would be a much better target. Kevin and Lydia then jump on the Jesse train and think Casey is a better option to leave. Dummies. Casey is in their clique but who the hell is thinking about that. Let's get Jesse to the end of BB11 and win this guys! Yay! Of course they are the only people who are currently in the USA who want that. Everyone else in the country is shouting at their t.v.'s to stop drinking the Jesse Kool-aid!
The BB nomads then play Truth or Dare to kill some time from the "Let's Help Jesse Win BB!!" fest. Ronnie is told to run up to Casey and give him a 20 second hug. Hmmm. Casey hates Ronnie. Ronnie KNOWS this as well as everyone else but does it anyway. Everyone giggles and falls into a heap of laughter. The bright white lightblulb goes off in Casey's head that maybe not everyone hates Ronnie as much as they are saying they do. Duhhhh.
POV is up and Casey plays but Ronnie isn't chosen. Since Casey isn't in on the lets backdoor Casey plan, he decides to throw the POV and take a margarita party instead of his own safety. He deserves to go just for that dumb-ass move alone. For his dumbness he then has to wear a banana suit. Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelle gets a mouth full of mud trying to win the POV and succeeds! You go girl! Had to rewind to watch that a few times.
Jesse talks to Michelle who quickly understands that Jesse is in total control of the game. Kevin tries to inform Lydia that its not in their interest to get Casey out since they are all in the same clique. I knew I liked Kevin. Since Lydia is hanging on to Jesse's package in the darkness of the HoH room (insert slurping sounds), she doesn't get it and starts the "Lets backdoor Casey" rumor which promptly gets back to Casey. When Casey pleads with Jesse for safety, it falls on deaf if not meatfilled ears and when Michelle takes herself off the block, Jesse (wearing cowboy hat and hiding behind sunglasses) puts Casey up. Can anyone say "douchbaggery"?
So we have Jordan and Casey up for eviction.
Btw, Ronnie you suck.
