As predicted, Russell spent the week bullying braindead and resident jockstrap sucker little Ronnie Talbott. Usually you'd root for the underdog but Ronnie is making that really hard to do. My six year old mini yorkie could kick Ronnie's ass. So Russell picking on Ronnie is really like fighting a super retard. You win but in the end you beat a retard.
Ronnie played both sides all week. Turning cliques against each other with him in the middle laughing his shitty y-fronts off. Ronnie wanted Russell gone but was too scared to pull it off.
So Little Ronnie Talbott put up Jeff and Laura. Jeff being the super human hotness that he is won POV and Ronnie put Jordan up in his place. Laura tells Ronnie that she will offer him safety if she stays. Ronnie tells Laura that she needs to convince Jesse and if she does that all will be fine in the BB universe for her. Well Jesse doesn't like Laura. Probably cause in the real world he can't get within 100 feet of women who are nearly as attractive as what she is.
Ronnie makes a very bad mistake of throwing Russell under the bus with a lie that he is going to campaign for Laura to stay. Dummie. Haven't you heard of BACKDOORING, Ronnie? It's a classic BB move and for someone who calls himself a BB fan, Ronnie sure is dumb about the game. When Ronnie is confronted about his lie by the house, he says it was a private conversation between him and Laura and it needs to stay private. Whaaaa? Laura is there, confronting him about it in front of everyone, shouting at him about it and he's still sayin it needs to stay private. LAME!!! Btw, Ronnie claims to be a national persuasive speaking champ. Bwahahahahahahaha. Oh man, THAT is funny. He couldn't persuade an alcoholic to jump in a vat of beer in a brewery!
Ronnie then scurries up to the HoH room and hides out for a few days surviving on Pringles and chips. He's only forced out when BB tells him to go to the DR. Russell then shows why wee Ronnie Talbott is in hiding. Cause every time Ronnie comes out Russell torments him as he preabulates through the house going from HoH to DR and back again. Well the theme is High School people. Ronnie sits in his HoH hell hole and cries. Sitting on his bed looking at a picture of his wife (yeah, someone is married to THAT). Sad.
Back to the show and Julie, who is wearing what can only be described as old lady chic, starts the Q&A. Natalie forgets that we all have tv's and informs the viewing public that everyone is united against Ronnie. Duhhhh. Monkey girl who has shit for brains needs a lobotomy. She's turned into some tomboy who has an infatuation for Jesse. Lord help us now. Ronnie makes up some excuse when Julie asks him about his double dipping ways. I can't even transcribe it cause it made no sense. I'm only guessing he shit himself cause Jules actually adressed him and was preoccupied with that to come up with a tactful excuse.
Then we hear from the nominees. Jordan rambles about wanting a Big Mac (whaaa?). Laura tells everyone to vote what is best for them in the game. Isn't that everyone's mantra when up on the block? I'm sick of hearing that year after year. I wish BB would give anyone who said that during their speech a penalty vote against them. Anyway... Laura goes only with GNat giving her a vote. Why'd she give Laura a vote? Who the hell knows. Monkey girl is odd.
HoH comp sucked cause Jesse won. The only good thing about that is he can't vote Jeff out cause Jeff is in his clique. There is a BB God.
