Luckily Jordan must have been smacked by the smart fairy and realized what was going down and wasn't buying into it. While Jesse wasn't busy suckin up to J&J, he was busy being pesky towards Russell about not giving him the opportunity to play for POV because Russ picked Jeff instead. Ohhh poor ole Jesse, things are turning against him. Is his reign gone? Has everyone stopped playing just to get Jesse into the finals? Hopefully! Jesse then makes things more crazy for Russell by blockin him from talking strategy with Michelle. This causes Russell to go semi-nuts..
Meanwhile, at the ranch, Tranny Queen herself is busy telling everyone who will listen (who is left of Team Jesse,) that if Jeff has the mystery power she'll blow bigger than a M-16 on the Fourth of July on the live show. She rants that if that mystery power is used then her HoH reign was useless and why bother making her HoH if her noms ain't gonna stick?!?! DAMN YOU BIG BROTHER!!!
Shhhhheeeeesh! Save the drama for your momma.
This week the viewing audience gets to meet Chima's family. By family I mean grandma, grandpa and her friend (who looks oddly familiar but donno why) We don't learn anything new about Chima except that grandma doesn't like Chima and Russell's fights. She wants some "civility" in the house. Does grandma know this is Big Brother and "civility" isn't a word used to describe this show? Ohhh grandma, you funny!
Next is the Coup D'Etat Mystery Wizard Power that can make mere mortals quiver and shreak in anger and threats! Use it Jeff! Use it Jeff! Use it Jeff! Jeff stands up.... yesssss!! Jordan's face.. well girl's mouth dropped faster than Lindsay Lohan's pants at an all you can eat lesbian buffet! I mean it was priceless. Thank God the BB production crew was on that shit and had the right camera angle. Then Chen-bot tells the hg's what the power means. Ohhhh Chima, you dumb bitch. Explode, self combust.. do something. Let your weave run away and hide under the damn table. Don't sit there stone faced and mumble "i knew it". This is the reason they pre-taped the damn "live" show cause of your threats. They were worried you would freak. Spoil sport!
Jesse basically realizes he's done. Turn him over cause he's done. Jeff first takes Lydia off the block and replaces her with Natalie! If Jesse was already gone from this house, I'd be shouting for Gnat to be banished. But let's hope that is soon. Patience, patience. Then Jeff takes Russell off the block and replaces him with Jesse. Well being the biggest douchebag in the world Jesse takes off his shirt only to reveal another shirt underneath that one. The new one states "THE MAN.. THE MYTH.. THE LEGEND" with a picture of said douchebag on it. Who the hell gets a picture of themselves on a shirt with some stupid ass saying like that? I can only guess he did. Who else would? He probably stares at it while pleasuring himself on a daily basis outside the house (cause Lydia has been doing it for him in the house).
Jessse is voted out 3-2. Only shakes hands with those that actually voted for him to stay and he's gone to the jury house. Cya skidmark. As douchy leaves Chima or her busted weave mumble something about "having a talk with production" like she's in charge there. Bitch, your reign is over. You ain't the HBIC no mo'! Bwahahahahaha!
Jesse comes out the door. I'm surprised the audience applauded but I guess they had to. He basically blames the American public for ousting him this time (you are VERY welcome asswipe) because of America's choice in the Coup D'eff off Jesse. Ahhh, I love Big Brother. Jules then asks THE MAN, why he slept so damn much instead of kissing Jeff's ass. He basically ignores that question and side steps it. Cya bitch!
Back to the show... Michelle wins HoH! I like her, I have faith she'll do the right thing and get rid of that tranny mess called Chima. Either she gets rid of her or BB have a hand in it. Doesn't she know you don't eff with Allison Grodner and her production team? Dumb biznatch! I hope its the end of Chima. I do.
Oh and Gnat, who ya gonna fetch and retrieve for now? Hahahaha!!!
