Well of course America gave the Coup D'Etat to Jeff. There was no one else worthy of using it. Besides Jordan and maybe Kevin, everyone else is either drinking the Jesse Kool-Aid or wacking him off.
Russell won HoH. He won and then developed paranoia. It'll destroy ya. Meathead puts up Lydia and Ronnie. Yay! Either one could go and no one would give a shite. Lydia sucks in more ways than one and Ronnie is as annoying as the Gnat that buzzes around Jesse. Russell picks a fight with Chima. They go head to head - literally - a few times. Shouting in each other's faces. I'm screaming "smack him Chima, smack him" at my tv. Not cause I want to see physical harm come to Russell. I just want to see BB throw Chima's sorry ass weave out of that house. She's annoying and a vile.
Michelle wins POV and doesn't use it. That girl is on a roll! She deserves to win this game. Playing under the radar, floating, winning pov's. Girl has got game. Julie reveals that Jeff won the Coup D'Etat. She doesn't tell the HG's... just us. I knew he'd win that. He's the man! But seriously folks, who the hell else would you give it to? There is no one besides Michelle and maybe Kevin who are likeable in that house. Jordan is likeable but she wouldn't know how to use that. She probably can't even figure out how to read cause you gotta know how to open a book first. Yanno?
Chen-bot gives the man of mystery power the option to use it and he doesn't (however the HG's still don't know who it is so just sit there looking at each other) and the fun begins. First up is Lydia who is done up like something from The Thing That Ate Detroit complete with a black bar across her eyes. Nice use of makeup honey. Is that why you call yourself a makeup artist? Ronnie then goes with his bad self and his speech on why he should stay. He calls Michele "the worst human being he's ever seen" and tells her he feels sorry for her. Nice shit for brains. He finally grows a pair and goes after the quiet Michelle. Arsehole. I laugh cause Ronnie didn't even make the jury house. Ahhh, there is justice. Hopefully he goes home and studies why he sucked so bad in this game after propping himself up as Big Brother's biggest fan. Biggest fanny more like.
Julie calls Ronnie out on his hyprocritical behavior towards Michelle. I love you Chen-bot!
The HoH ends with Chima, Kevin and GNat. Go Kevin!!!!!! Unfortunately Tranny-girl wins. Our only saving grace is Jeff with his mystery power and hopefully will get rid of Jesse or Gnat this week.
And Chima, shut up!
